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Post by Frodo on Mar 6, 2005 19:36:41 GMT -5
*peels off rancid swimsuit, disgusted* Ah, thanks Jo. . .
*lunges after you with lampshade*
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Post by Frodo on Mar 6, 2005 19:40:18 GMT -5
Wormhole. Yes. You know how when you open the dryer, a little light comes on? Well, that's the closed circuit signal for the worm hole to quickly close up. So, no one really knows. Although, I did hear that NASA is going to put a small tracking device on the instructors nice Woolen socks, and see how that runs.
My other theory is that Refridgerators have the same problems, although not as frequent.
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Post by Gimli on Mar 9, 2005 14:25:17 GMT -5
refrigerators
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Post by merry on Mar 9, 2005 14:28:56 GMT -5
if a refrigorator has a worm hole where would it lead?
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Post by goldberry on Mar 9, 2005 18:20:37 GMT -5
A hobbit's stomach, where else?
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Post by Frodo on Mar 12, 2005 18:04:57 GMT -5
LOL I wish.
No, I think some of the food goes to the past, to feed Napolean's foot soldiers. Yep. Another theory of mine.
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Post by Gimli on Mar 12, 2005 18:06:19 GMT -5
uh allright
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Post by goldberry on Mar 12, 2005 18:22:10 GMT -5
It doesn't do a very good job of feeding Napolean's troops, does it? After all, all of the books say most of them starved...
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Post by Frodo on Mar 13, 2005 15:23:03 GMT -5
Exactly! They couldn't figure out how to use the plastic forks, or take the saran wrap off the half-eaten spagetti. They died out of stupidity, not starvation.
*smugly satisfied grin*
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Post by goldberry on Mar 13, 2005 16:28:18 GMT -5
LOL
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Post by Gimli on Mar 14, 2005 11:02:53 GMT -5
I hate school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hate it! stomps on math and science book! i hate that my parents think this is fun for me! its not a matter of it being hard, well accept math and latley i've been failing that got my first D in my life, but thats because i havent been trying as hard as possible. but still.... i hate school. just so you know i'm supposed to be writing the evolution paper that was due a month ago right now but yeah better go do that.. irgg
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Post by goldberry on Mar 14, 2005 17:43:22 GMT -5
I thought you got several D's. This isn't the first one you've mentioned. *shakes head in confusion* And failing is an F, not a D.
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Post by Gandalf on Mar 16, 2005 9:10:59 GMT -5
yeah, if D's were failing then i've been failing numerous times... grrr.. i hate geometry... i'd take algebra over it any day...just not today.. i've got a head ache and i'm out of lemonade.... I've done my time this year... i finished 8-9 weeks ago. YIPEE!!!! *frowns* i'm tired... i'm going to shut up now.
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Post by Gimli on Mar 16, 2005 13:57:45 GMT -5
yeah jo it has been several d's would anyone care to read my evolution paper allrighty then here it is.
Bethany Maxton Science 10 Professor: Karen Maxton I settled into the desk, doing the normal hello’s to my fellow classmates, shifting my messenger bag from my shoulder to the floor beside me, I looked up just as the professor was walking into the classroom. Tapping my fingers over the wooden desk I waited for him to begin his lecture, the whole room stopped as he cleared his throat and began. “Hello, Students, today we are going to speak about a highly studied topic in the wide field of science, Evolution.” I looked around the room, there were some that were wide eyed, having no clue about what was going on and others that looked almost fearful like this was uncomfortable to them and they didn’t want to voice there opinions. He continued on, “Evolution has been around for hundreds of years, Beginning with Buddhist priests in China and many other oriental countries and then brought into popularization by Charles Darwin the late 1920’s because of the conflict of the Scopes Trial which we covered yesterday.”<br> Shifting his weight on the mahogany desk he paused for effect, “Today we are going to cover the major aspects of evolution and your personal beliefs about the subject.” The room hushed again, heads bowed they waited nervously for the Prof, to point at one of them, and fire his questions and ask his embarrassing “what do you believes” and that was uncomfortable for them. Looking at us through his thick black rimmed glasses, his gaze shifting from the back row to the very front, finally resting on me sitting the middle desk right in front of him, “I think that today we should start with the girl right in front of me, I’m sure she has some very interesting thoughts on evolution. So using all of your knowledge of evolution theory and the Scopes Trial, tell me what you think about its relativity and truth. You may begin by answering the question, “Who created the earth?” Trembling I cleared my throat, sat up straighter and spoke, “What I think? What I believe?” I said. “What you believe.” He said glaring at me down the rim of his glasses. “I believe that God created the earth.” I said in the clearest voice I had. “ Oh so we have one of those religious fanatics in our class huh? You must think that your pretty smart , saying that in front of the professor that was going to write you a letter of recommendation for MIT until now. Sit down young Lady, and let me ask you something. Why? Why do accept this? Smart girl like you, why?”<br> “Because that is the truth sir that is what I believe, it’s what I will always beilive.” “Well then how do you explain all of the similarities between the species? How do you explain the complexities of physiology? It had to develop over time to look like it does.” He spouted angrily at me. “How do you explain that?” “Sir, I will ask you the same question, how do you explain that? How do you explain the complexities? , standing up I gathered my courage, “How do you explain the fact that every year birds know that its time to migrate? You can’t just say that a sunset happened just by accident? Accidents are when you’re not planning for something to happen; there are no accidents that turn out that breathtaking by accident? How about the earth, evolutionists say that there was a continental shift. If there was a shift then we wouldn’t have the Rocky Mountains, or any kind of beautiful scenery, the earth would like a train wreck. But does it? No. Sir how would you explain that?” The professor looked at me with tired eyes, almost as if he was ready to give up his case, but then he continued. “How do you explain Embryology then? That the embryo’s all look similar? Explain that, to the class.” He said with a satisfied smirk. I replied to him, “Well I can explain that, they’re all fake drawings. He falsified them and he admitted that to his colleagues.”<br>
Fig. 5.4. Above: Haeckel’s infamous drawings of vertebrate embryos. Left to right: fish, salamander, turtle, chicken, pig, cow, rabbit, human. Haeckel had falsified his drawings to make their early stages appear more alike than they really are. His contemporaries spotted the fraud and got him to admit it. Below: Photos of (from top to bottom) a human, pig, chick, and fish embryo at similar stages of development.1
Passing the Haeckel article around I continued “So in fact that is a moot point, because if you look at the real pictures they look much different.” I passed that around as well. (Located on the next page) “Well young lady you’ve done pretty well for yourself, but one more question, so are you saying that you beilive that God a supreme being just made the earth with a snap of his fingers?” “Yes I am sir.” Abruptly the bell rang at that moment, the professor got up from his desk narrowed his eyes at the class and said, “Next week there will be a paper do on what this class has been about, I want you to tell me what you beilive this theory to be. Thank you class.”<br>
the pics wont shop up but yeah
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Post by Gandalf on Mar 17, 2005 21:18:20 GMT -5
no thank you! I skipped that part... too long for my attention span today...
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