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Post by merry on Sept 8, 2006 16:15:12 GMT -5
Hay1 I Got one I got one!
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Post by merry on Sept 8, 2006 16:15:51 GMT -5
Ok here it is:
Why did the chicken cross the road?!
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Post by merry on Sept 8, 2006 16:16:22 GMT -5
To Get To The Other Side!!!
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Post by merry on Sept 8, 2006 16:17:15 GMT -5
* dead silence... crickets churping...*
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Post by Frodo on Sept 10, 2006 18:31:47 GMT -5
*giggles*
I have one too...
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Post by Frodo on Sept 10, 2006 18:32:08 GMT -5
What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a corvette?
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Post by Frodo on Sept 10, 2006 18:32:31 GMT -5
I don't have a corvette in my garage....
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Post by merry on Sept 18, 2006 22:07:35 GMT -5
LOL... not good
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Strider
World Famous Butt Scratcher
I once killed a man with a newspaper. It wasn't even rolled up.
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Post by Strider on Jan 1, 2007 17:55:33 GMT -5
wow, that's, uh...um...hrrmm...*calls FBI headquarters* lol
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Post by Frodo on Jan 2, 2007 17:07:59 GMT -5
I actually heard that one at church *winces* so maybe I shouldn't written that one ...
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Post by Frodo on Jan 2, 2007 17:15:39 GMT -5
I thought this was funny...
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY ;D
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". Then watch and listen for the confusion...
12. Sing along to your ipod or cdplayer, headphones on.
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the candy comes out the vending machine, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go..."
20. Sit in a corner and play harmonica songs, asking for some change.
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Strider
World Famous Butt Scratcher
I once killed a man with a newspaper. It wasn't even rolled up.
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Post by Strider on Jan 2, 2007 18:03:28 GMT -5
Haha, I got that e-mail! I'd do numbers 1,2,3,7,11,14,17,18....lol
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Post by Frodo on Jan 3, 2007 17:21:37 GMT -5
Yep. I think another video production is in store...me and jack are going to have to try these.
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Strider
World Famous Butt Scratcher
I once killed a man with a newspaper. It wasn't even rolled up.
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Post by Strider on Jan 3, 2007 22:16:25 GMT -5
Haha! If you do record yourselfs doing that stuff, I want to see the video!
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Post by Frodo on Jan 20, 2007 0:08:38 GMT -5
I already have a few things up on youtube of me and jack doing crazy stuff - when I upload a few more things, I'll let you know. I have so many videos in the editing process now, so it won't be long.
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