Post by Frodo on Sept 26, 2005 22:43:24 GMT -5
"My Life as an Apple."
My name is Damascus(INTERESTING NAME - DEFININENTLY CATCHES YOUR ATTENTION) ; I am a r(R)ed j(J)ohnathan a(A)pple. (CAPITALS, PLEASE. IT'S A PROPER NAME.) I heard that you wanted to learn how apples grow. Well, then, what better way than to ask an apple?
Now, apples start as buds on the branch of an apple tree. The buds are formed in the fall, they sit there all winter incubating and waiting for the world to warm up. When spring comes(COMMA HERE) the buds are ready, (PERIOD, NEW SENTENCE) t(T)hey stretch out and open into pretty little flowers. (SMALL, WHITE, WITH PINK THROATS AND YELLOW CENTERS, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE MAYBE LACKING DETAIL)
The flowers act much like young children. They coo with awe at the world and play with the bugs that visit. (SUCH A CUTE LITTLE PICTURE IN YOUR HEAD. . .) When the bugs are tired of playing, the flowers are quite happy to share the food their parent tree had given them. You humans call it nectar.
The flowers talk and laugh and play word games. The air is full of their chatter. When an animal would rest (NOT 'WOULD REST', JUST 'RESTS') in the trees branches or under it, the flowers pester them with questions. Like, “What’s it like to move around?” or, “What’s it like to move around?” (LOL!) The flowers perk up the world around them and life is pleasant. (PLEASENT? HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT JO?)
A week or so passes in this fashion and the flowers live in peace. But one day the flowers begin to get a little moody and their bases begin to swell. (THOSE DARN HORMONES!!) They begin to argue and bicker, and flowers that were once the best of friends turn their faces away from each other. This is around the time that we apples begin to become aware.
I was a very curious little start (WHY? WHY WHY WHY? EXPLAIN! NOT ENOUGHT DETAIL! WHY WERE YOU IN PARTICULAR CUROIOUS?) and would pester my flower with questions. (WHAT KIND OF THINGS DID YOU ASK?) She told me many things about the world and what it was like when she grew up. (AND HOW WAS THAT? HAPPY? RAINY? BORING?) We had many enjoyable talks together.
Then one day all that changed. One by one the flowers wilted and died. Us apples couldn’t bury them (THIS MAKES NO SENSE. AS IF BURIAL IS REALLY SOMETHING APPLES CONSIDER - ?!) since we couldn’t move and they were attached to us. (KINDA CREEPY . . . 'agggh! I got a dead thing stuck ta me!')
Our parent tree, or rather our grandparent tree since the flowers were our parents, comforted us and told us that this was the way of the world.
Many apples grew moody, (YOU ALREADY SAID SOMETHING ELSE GREW MOODY - THE FLOWERS, THAT'S RIGHT. FIND A THESAURUS. USE A DIFFERENT WORD. LIVEN THE VOCABULARY) argued, and whined. I didn’t see why our grandparent tree didn’t drop them like she threatened to so many times.
Nature moves quickly and we apples were soon over the loss of our mother flowers. (ITS ALMOST LIKE THIS NEEDS A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT.)
I became friends with a few apples in the nearby tree. Their names were Cynthia, Charles, and Fred. We joked, laughed, and talked about many things, like our feelings and thoughts.
We planned out our futures. I was going to be the wisest apple in the world. Cynthia was going to be a composer, (PERIOD, NEW SENTENCE) s(S)he practiced all the time and we enjoyed singing her little ditties. Charles was going to be the first apple to move, and Fred was going to be a dinosaur. (*GRIN* I LOVE FRED)
We told our plans to the grandparent trees. They would just say “Hmmm.” ("They would just sigh at us." HMMMM CAN BE TAKEN IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.)They sang us to sleep each night using one of Cynthia’s songs.
As we grew the trees taught us the history of the apple. Like how we are related to the rose, and how the great apple Massimo fell on Newton’s head, giving him the idea of gravity. (WONDERFUL! CREATIVITY AND HISTORY AND COMEDY RUNNING HAND IN HAND. EXCELLENT!)
Half the summer watched us grow, the rest of it watched us mature and ripen. (UM - AWKWARD SENTANCE STRUCTURE) Our feelings and interests changed. Some of the moody (MOODY AGAIN! THERE ARE MANY OTHER WORDS OUT THERE!) apples cheered up, but a lot of them stayed moody. (ARGH!)
My friends and I discussed new topics. We now made plans for our future children. My children would be the most intelligent trees on Earth, and Cynthia’s would twist themselves into beautiful shapes that would make the wind whistle. Charles’ children would be the tallest trees, and Fred’s would be the first trees to discover dinosaurs. (*GRIN*)
But this time when we told our grandparent trees they didn’t hum. This time they told us the truth. They told us that we would probably never live to a ripe old age, and that we would probably never have children. We lived in an orchard and our only purpose was to be food for the humans.
Many apples cried out in anger and began to argue again. This time the grandparent trees followed through with their threat. At the first strong wind many of the moody (NOOOO! NOT MOODY!) arguing apples were thrown to the ground even though they were still pretty green. (I LIKE THIS)
The windfall apples threw fits and moaned on the ground. Soon bugs and animals attacked them, (PERIOD, NEW SENTENCE) I will never forget their screams of pain as they were eaten alive.
We were all very silent from then on, the silence (SILENT, SILENCE - QUIET? BETTER WORD CHOICE AND LESS REDUNDANCY MAKES FOR A BETTER STORY) only broken by mournful songs that Cynthia composed, the activity of the world, and Charles grunting as he tried to move. All he managed was to wiggle on his stem, and that was only with the assistance of the wind.
Fred tried so hard to become a dinosaur that sometimes he almost popped and fell out of the tree. He also got the hiccoughs several times. Have you ever seen an apple hiccough? It’s very disturbing. (LOL FRED IS SOOOO CUTE!)
I listened to the world and learned. The world told me many things. She told me about the wonders of the universe and life. She also told me about the terrible things that humans did. How they take more than they need and then waste it all so that they have to take more. They kill and hack away at living things, including themselves.
Then the day arrived when the humans came and picked us apples. We weren’t even ripe yet. They separated us and packed us into dark boxes. Then they loaded us into a truck and took us away from the orchard and our grandparent trees. (HOW WOULD THEY KNOW IF THEY WERE BEING LOADED INTO THE TRUCK IN THEY WERE IN THE DARK BOXES?)
I never heard from my friends again. (*SNIFFLE*)
We reached a building from which the death (DYING?) cries of millions of apples filled the air. They took us out of the boxes (BOXES?) and sorted through us. Some apples went onto a conveyer belt and some, like me, were packed back into boxes. (BOXES? WHAT ABOUT THE WORD "CRATE"? NEW VOCABULARY! aGH!) In that building the other apples were chopped up and made into juices, pie fillings, and many other things. (MUAHAHAHAH)
I ended up on a store shelf a week later. Then you bought me. Sadly this is the end of my tale, as you are going to eat me. Good bye.
(TEE-HEE! I LOVE THE ENDING. IT MAKES ME HUNGRY . . . )
So those are my suggestions. Take them as you will, throw them out, or use them. If you need anymore help,please let me know.
My name is Damascus(INTERESTING NAME - DEFININENTLY CATCHES YOUR ATTENTION) ; I am a r(R)ed j(J)ohnathan a(A)pple. (CAPITALS, PLEASE. IT'S A PROPER NAME.) I heard that you wanted to learn how apples grow. Well, then, what better way than to ask an apple?
Now, apples start as buds on the branch of an apple tree. The buds are formed in the fall, they sit there all winter incubating and waiting for the world to warm up. When spring comes(COMMA HERE) the buds are ready, (PERIOD, NEW SENTENCE) t(T)hey stretch out and open into pretty little flowers. (SMALL, WHITE, WITH PINK THROATS AND YELLOW CENTERS, JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, IN CASE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE MAYBE LACKING DETAIL)
The flowers act much like young children. They coo with awe at the world and play with the bugs that visit. (SUCH A CUTE LITTLE PICTURE IN YOUR HEAD. . .) When the bugs are tired of playing, the flowers are quite happy to share the food their parent tree had given them. You humans call it nectar.
The flowers talk and laugh and play word games. The air is full of their chatter. When an animal would rest (NOT 'WOULD REST', JUST 'RESTS') in the trees branches or under it, the flowers pester them with questions. Like, “What’s it like to move around?” or, “What’s it like to move around?” (LOL!) The flowers perk up the world around them and life is pleasant. (PLEASENT? HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT JO?)
A week or so passes in this fashion and the flowers live in peace. But one day the flowers begin to get a little moody and their bases begin to swell. (THOSE DARN HORMONES!!) They begin to argue and bicker, and flowers that were once the best of friends turn their faces away from each other. This is around the time that we apples begin to become aware.
I was a very curious little start (WHY? WHY WHY WHY? EXPLAIN! NOT ENOUGHT DETAIL! WHY WERE YOU IN PARTICULAR CUROIOUS?) and would pester my flower with questions. (WHAT KIND OF THINGS DID YOU ASK?) She told me many things about the world and what it was like when she grew up. (AND HOW WAS THAT? HAPPY? RAINY? BORING?) We had many enjoyable talks together.
Then one day all that changed. One by one the flowers wilted and died. Us apples couldn’t bury them (THIS MAKES NO SENSE. AS IF BURIAL IS REALLY SOMETHING APPLES CONSIDER - ?!) since we couldn’t move and they were attached to us. (KINDA CREEPY . . . 'agggh! I got a dead thing stuck ta me!')
Our parent tree, or rather our grandparent tree since the flowers were our parents, comforted us and told us that this was the way of the world.
Many apples grew moody, (YOU ALREADY SAID SOMETHING ELSE GREW MOODY - THE FLOWERS, THAT'S RIGHT. FIND A THESAURUS. USE A DIFFERENT WORD. LIVEN THE VOCABULARY) argued, and whined. I didn’t see why our grandparent tree didn’t drop them like she threatened to so many times.
Nature moves quickly and we apples were soon over the loss of our mother flowers. (ITS ALMOST LIKE THIS NEEDS A LITTLE MORE THOUGHT, BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT.)
I became friends with a few apples in the nearby tree. Their names were Cynthia, Charles, and Fred. We joked, laughed, and talked about many things, like our feelings and thoughts.
We planned out our futures. I was going to be the wisest apple in the world. Cynthia was going to be a composer, (PERIOD, NEW SENTENCE) s(S)he practiced all the time and we enjoyed singing her little ditties. Charles was going to be the first apple to move, and Fred was going to be a dinosaur. (*GRIN* I LOVE FRED)
We told our plans to the grandparent trees. They would just say “Hmmm.” ("They would just sigh at us." HMMMM CAN BE TAKEN IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.)They sang us to sleep each night using one of Cynthia’s songs.
As we grew the trees taught us the history of the apple. Like how we are related to the rose, and how the great apple Massimo fell on Newton’s head, giving him the idea of gravity. (WONDERFUL! CREATIVITY AND HISTORY AND COMEDY RUNNING HAND IN HAND. EXCELLENT!)
Half the summer watched us grow, the rest of it watched us mature and ripen. (UM - AWKWARD SENTANCE STRUCTURE) Our feelings and interests changed. Some of the moody (MOODY AGAIN! THERE ARE MANY OTHER WORDS OUT THERE!) apples cheered up, but a lot of them stayed moody. (ARGH!)
My friends and I discussed new topics. We now made plans for our future children. My children would be the most intelligent trees on Earth, and Cynthia’s would twist themselves into beautiful shapes that would make the wind whistle. Charles’ children would be the tallest trees, and Fred’s would be the first trees to discover dinosaurs. (*GRIN*)
But this time when we told our grandparent trees they didn’t hum. This time they told us the truth. They told us that we would probably never live to a ripe old age, and that we would probably never have children. We lived in an orchard and our only purpose was to be food for the humans.
Many apples cried out in anger and began to argue again. This time the grandparent trees followed through with their threat. At the first strong wind many of the moody (NOOOO! NOT MOODY!) arguing apples were thrown to the ground even though they were still pretty green. (I LIKE THIS)
The windfall apples threw fits and moaned on the ground. Soon bugs and animals attacked them, (PERIOD, NEW SENTENCE) I will never forget their screams of pain as they were eaten alive.
We were all very silent from then on, the silence (SILENT, SILENCE - QUIET? BETTER WORD CHOICE AND LESS REDUNDANCY MAKES FOR A BETTER STORY) only broken by mournful songs that Cynthia composed, the activity of the world, and Charles grunting as he tried to move. All he managed was to wiggle on his stem, and that was only with the assistance of the wind.
Fred tried so hard to become a dinosaur that sometimes he almost popped and fell out of the tree. He also got the hiccoughs several times. Have you ever seen an apple hiccough? It’s very disturbing. (LOL FRED IS SOOOO CUTE!)
I listened to the world and learned. The world told me many things. She told me about the wonders of the universe and life. She also told me about the terrible things that humans did. How they take more than they need and then waste it all so that they have to take more. They kill and hack away at living things, including themselves.
Then the day arrived when the humans came and picked us apples. We weren’t even ripe yet. They separated us and packed us into dark boxes. Then they loaded us into a truck and took us away from the orchard and our grandparent trees. (HOW WOULD THEY KNOW IF THEY WERE BEING LOADED INTO THE TRUCK IN THEY WERE IN THE DARK BOXES?)
I never heard from my friends again. (*SNIFFLE*)
We reached a building from which the death (DYING?) cries of millions of apples filled the air. They took us out of the boxes (BOXES?) and sorted through us. Some apples went onto a conveyer belt and some, like me, were packed back into boxes. (BOXES? WHAT ABOUT THE WORD "CRATE"? NEW VOCABULARY! aGH!) In that building the other apples were chopped up and made into juices, pie fillings, and many other things. (MUAHAHAHAH)
I ended up on a store shelf a week later. Then you bought me. Sadly this is the end of my tale, as you are going to eat me. Good bye.
(TEE-HEE! I LOVE THE ENDING. IT MAKES ME HUNGRY . . . )
So those are my suggestions. Take them as you will, throw them out, or use them. If you need anymore help,please let me know.